Walmart- pt. 2

There is another really cute guy that works at Walmart. He and I click amazingly. The first time I talked to him, we were talking about the movie 'Get Him to the Greek' I said I hadn't seen it cuz I had no one to go with, then he said, "Yeah, my girlfriend didn't want to go see it with me."

SADFACE.

But I always make sure to go through his line when I see him there, we talk, like we've known each other forever. He folds my receipts into paper air planes. I assumed he did this for everyone, but my sister was behind me in line last night, he did it for me, but not for her. My soul was all like- :3 just like that.

My life on Punk'd- the Walmart situasion:

This happened to me recently.

There’s a guy that works at my local Walmart. He stocks the dairy area, I’ve noticed him a few times and thought, “he is really cute.” Strawberry blond hair, adorable black rimmed glasses, big dark eyes… Totally MY TYPE. I could feel it in my bones, he would be my Clark Kent.
As luck would have it, one of my friends works there too, so I started to ask Cory, my friend, to get some information for me. Being the awesome cat that he is, Cory got the info I needed- SINGLE.

I go up to him one night after work, as he’s stocking the yogurt. He asked if I needed help finding anything. I said, “no. BUT, I just wanted to let you know, I like your glasses. They make you look like a super hero.” OK, That’s not THAT weird, right?!!! Fucking adorable is what that is.

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But here’s what happened next: He stares at me for about two seconds, and then….. He continues stocking the shelf. And I just stand there, like, “what…. just happened to me….” so, I go to the other side of him to pretend to look at yogurt, WAITING for him to say something-ANYTHING! He doesn’t….. So I leave.

I prepared myself for if it went wonderfully, and we talked, and I prepared myself for if it went awful and he said, “thanks but I have a girlfriend” or… whatever. I never even thought about the “What if he just stares at me and says nothing at all and it’s totally awkward and I feel like a creeper.” So I really didn’t know what to do or feel at the time… now? I feel like a fucking idiot.

I think my life is just one long episode of Punk’d.

The Beginning.

I have been single for a while now. No real boyfriend for well over a year, which at 23 years old is a total punch in the face.
September 5th rolled around and I decided that there is exactly 3 months till my 24th birthday- Let's Get A Boyfriend!!

So that is my goal, by my 24th birthday [December 5th] I will have had/be in a relationship, with am awesome guy. And I will journal my progress/encounters here.

Get. Ready.